Superman Return

I just went to catch Superman as the reviews were great. My review : It's a can watch only. Superman was gorgeous, check out his huge crotch...haha. It all boils down to that, isnt it?

The protrayal of Lois wasnt wat I expected. I mean, she's so different from the old Lois. I kinda expect someone with sharp features n not so round a face. Superman was gone for onli 5 yrs n she's oredi in a committed relationship with another man. N the man is supposed to think that the child is his, which goes to show she slept with him shortly after superman made the disappearing act. So much for true love! The plot is expected. Imagine this, when an emergency arises, he rush off, took off his clothes, revealing his superman gear, n he have the time to gel up his hair, including the little twirling fringe.Wow, he must have a lot to carry in his pocket, gel n all! Well, I guess it's all for entertainment sake, a superhero must have some finesse too. Hmm....I think I prefer Spiderman, that's a better movie for me.

Ladies, stop complaining abt wearing bras, thank God we dun have to wear a tight body suit underneath. A long sleeve body suit that goes all the way down to the legs. Think abt it, the extreme discomfort,I think I m gonna scream! I bet Superman have Body odour too. He have no absolute chance of airing his armpits at all. N his tights, I bet his balls are pretty much squashed up wearing his gear underneath the whole day. But then again, he's a superman, if he can fly n move mountains, I think he can have his balls in tact n get rid of watever odour he have. Well, superheros are supposed to be invincible anyway.

After the movie, all I can say is I 've weaned off superman. Watever fantasies I 've abt superman has all vanished. Reality really get into me, they bite, dun they?